[quote=@Master Bruce]
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[color=DimGray][b]"That's ridiculous, I wouldn't..."[/b][/color]

*someone accidentally tips over a random pot of roses and/or pearls*

[i][color=DimGray][b]"MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAD!"[/b][/color][/i]
[/quote]

*Bursts into tears at the sight of a sign reading "Martha's Vineyard"*