"And with that news Johnny Storm got to his feet and began dancing about, and it was about this time that I noticed that this fire throwing cross dimensional refugee was ACTUALLY the Ultimate universe Green Goblin...

So i asked him what it would take for him to keep my secret identity a secret, and that's when he said...

'I need about tree fiddy...'

And that's when I realised that this young man looking, demon sized green-being which could throw fire was ACTUALLY the 95 foot Loch Ness Monster...

 I said 'Get outta here, damn Loch Ness Monster!  I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!'"