Dog can't help but cover his nose as the stench almost overwhelms him. Why were so many of these guys so rank? "I think the only armor you'd find around this place is football pads. Hey, that's not a bad Idea actually. Couldn't hurt at least."

"And an alien is a thing that comes down from the sky in a flying saucer to take people and do weird stuff like this. And other bad stuff. Like, they cut up cows and make crop circles and things. I think it's as good an explanation as any. Because, no offence guy," he calls over to Mikkish. "But Maniacles isn't a company I've ever heard of, and if they were big enough to pull something like this off I'd have had to fight something they made or kidnap someone who works for them at some point. Or at least heard my pals talk about doing something like that..."