[b][u]Powerhouse Street Tier[/u][/b]

[hider=Audition Tape Number like a billion][i]The video fades in with similar effects to a VHS tape being started up. This seems to be a stylistic choice, the watermark on the jpeg guitar as it dances across the screen in tune with the sudden guitar riff is clearly not.[/i]

"Hello Justice League!"

[i]A young woman stands before the camera. She appears exceptionally pale, limpid even. Her face is small and heart shaped, though the upper half is covered by an exceptionally large pair of goggles. Her hands, which she flashes before the camera in a flourish, are similarly pale. Her fingers are covered by black fingergloves, leaving most of her hand from the top of the palm down uncovered. Her thumbs are taped up. She appears to be wearing a black jumpsuit of some kind. She must think black makes one look thin. As for her body, it appears, from what can be seen, thin, and her breasts appear nonexistent.[/i]

"So, as you read in my note, this is an audition tape, duh right?"

[i]Katy Perry is audible in the background.[/i]

"So, having seen your awesome stuff in the Middle East and... well everywhere at once during the war, it's kinda like... wow, that's nuts. I wanna do that too, so I stole shit!"

[i]Cue a picture montage of the girl holding up stolen stuff while giving the peace sign.[/i]

"I got really good at stealing shit! I pick locks like most people pick their noses or other bodily regions. Ew. But yeah! Stealing shit was fun! Still is actually! Eventually I stole the right thing! THIS KICK ASS FUCKING KITE!"

[i]An image is shown of a large kite, made out of a dark blue fabric that isn't identifiable on the film. It has lines of purple and a number of seemingly metal pieces covering it. A large unidentifiable mass hangs below the back. The girl is again giving the peace sign in the foreground.[/i]

"It's the coolest isn't it? But yeah I stole the kite and was like 'whoa' but I found out that it had human straps on it and I fit! SO I started training!"

[i]Cue montage of the girl falling off the kite onto her face, thankfully at a low elevation, it appears to be filmed in Seattle, judging by the skyline. That must be her hometown. Her full body reveals her to be around five feet in height, if that pole in the video is three feet high.[/i]

"Went well! Now I can do awesome shit with it! Like fly... and... and... fly..."

"OH RIGHT it also turns into shields."

[i]Cue poorly focused footage of the girl fighting two sharply dressed men. The men shoot at her, and she breaks the kite in two, blocking every bullet with ease. She smacks one aside, then takes the larger half and points it at the last man, whereupon it releases a blast of pressured air and flies into his face.[/i]

"Fuckin' sweet right? Anyway, just give me a shout when you inevitably have a spot for me, just send a message to Anna Onata of Seattle, Washington! Also known as the world's favorite thief, KITE GIRL!"

[i]Cue video of Anna leaping into the air with fireworks at her back.[/i]

(Other information that I couldn't fit: Age: 21, Weight: Uh she doesn't even know she doesn't own a scale. Symbol: A kite, fuckin' duh. SWIFT backstory: Poor girl from Seattle, stole magic kite, steals better and bigger now.)[/hider]