While you retain the right to discuss anything you want to anyone you will, I wish to make it known to the mass public that the authorities of the Illuminati Guild has legislated and passed binding rules that anything you say to anyone about the Illuminati Guild can and will be held against you by the cat aficionados of the Illuminati Guild. We wish to reassure you that we are not removing your right to speech, but that it might be used to reinforce scorn for you. If you feel you have been wronged, you may appeal to the proper authorities though, they may chose to ignore you.


Thank you, and have a great day.