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[h2][color=aba000]Chiron [Lily][/color][/h2][i][h3]Pelion’s Pub, Edge of Shinto[/h3][/i][@Scallop][/center]
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The bartender and the manager turned to face one another, as if to verify that they had both just heard the same thing. 

[color=aba000]"...heh..."[/color]

[color=bc8dbf]"...pff..."[/color]

[b][h3][center][color=aba000]"AAAAAAHAHAHAHA[/color][color=bc8dbf]HAHAHAHAHA[/color][color=aba000]HAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/color][color=bc8dbf]HAHAHAHAHA-"[/color][/center][/h3][/b]

-And erupted in raucous laughter.

[color=aba000]"Someone fuckin' thinks it's ya [i][b]daaaaaad[/b][/i]-"[/color]

[color=bc8dbf]"Are they trying to trick us, or are they genuinely that dumb-"[/color]

[color=aba000]"Why would we even fight 'im? We're his fuckin' family-"[/color]

[b][h3][center][color=bc8dbf]"AAAAAAHAHAHAHA[/color][color=aba000]HAHAHAHA[/color][color=bc8dbf]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH[/color][color=aba000]AHAHAHAHAHA-"[/color][/center][/h3][/b]

...eventually, the laughter calmed down. 

Eventually.

[color=aba000]"Haha...aha...hoooooo. Alright kid, here's the rub of it. I, uh, I dunno if the guy who sent ya actually knows dis, but that ain't Zeus, that's some guy named Nicholas-"[/color]

[color=bc8dbf]"-Nikola."[/color]

[color=aba000]"Yeah, that. Nichols Tassler."[/color]

[color=bc8dbf]"...close enough."[/color]

[color=aba000]"Anyway, he ain't Zeusy. But, uh, see, I'm not really here ta fight shit. I'm just kinda here to mess around and have some fun. This Tassler guy, he ain't been one'a my customers yet, but he ain't done stuff ta get blacklisted like talkin' shit at me fa' no reason or tryin'a attack the staff, so I'm not really feelin' tryin'a kill him, ya feel me?"[/color]

Shrugging somewhat apologetically, the Divine Spirit briefly turned to fistbump the bartender, before turning back to the human. 

[color=aba000]"Uh, so yeah, ya can tell the guy that I'm not really interested unless this Tassler guy tries to fuck with me or my staff. Tell ya what, tho, I'll give 'im and the birdfucker a few free drinks if they stop by, ta make up for it. Same goes for you too, kid. We got the best stuff in this country, fuckin' guarantee it."[/color]