[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-CS8L_8LBk&list=PLEF6_06sQxj2Kb7bi5r-1c_kgHe3wTc22]Dovah Bear[/url] for anyone who hasn't seen it.

Yeah, I'm hand-waving a lot of the finer details about Wild Magic at this point.

I also need to make a mental note in the future not listen to Terry Pratchett audiobooks before I started writing posts for this RP. I was getting started on the intro post, and I had this expectation that the grimdark atmosphere would be reflected in the writing. But somehow Terry's playful, tongue-in-cheek writing style infected mine. 

Anyway, it doesn't quite fit the atmospheric setting I was going with, but what I've written so far is still good (and kinda funny).
It's a real dilemma. I guess that's what I get for not listening to thematically appropriate viking war chants or the Highlander soundtrack.