[quote=@Jurassic Weeb]
Some people are into public displays of affection. I'm not. I'm the guy who sees anything more than a hug or hand-holding and wants to bash them in the face with a brick. Repeatedly.
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When public displays of animosity are preferred over public displays of affection.


[quote=@The Harbinger of Ferocity]
I am exceptionally influenced by music, exposure to which can change my mood and demeanor in short order. As such, I need avoid certain genres unless I wish to feel a particular way; even just overhearing them in proximity can sway me. As such, it is entirely true music can soothe the savage beast, although in the reverse it can provoke an unneeded sense of aimless hostility or anxiety, just as it can evoke blinding nostalgia or lament. My relationship with music as a result of this is particularly mixed.
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I'll just take a stab in the dark here and say this likely sums it up for most people. Music.


[quote=@HaleyTheRandom]
I once answered the phone as Candace from West Side Sperm Bank. That tellemarketer never called back .
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I once answered; "City morgue. You kill em, we'll chill em." 

I can't recall the reason why I stopped doing that. 



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(I may have gotten a little carried away with responses and paid no real attention to time stamps. My bad.)  


Oh yeah, a fact about myself now. Uhh... For no apparent reason I go long periods without visiting the spam forum. I also like cookies.