[quote=@Ruby]
Try the feeling of actually being in the military and commanding other humans.
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Tempting.

[quote=@Ruby]
It is the bomb, but I go on vacation in a week--a cruise. And we're going on it with the intent of getting wildly drunk, eating too much, and having so much sex I break. Hence the 300 at VS and few "other" stores. :gray
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Well then. 

Ruby's gettin' wild y'all. [s]Use protection. Be safe. Don't die from an STD. I like you.[/s]