[quote=@Eddie Brock]
<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>

And all I know on top of that is that if you try to two-time your love interests, they'll trick you into agreeing to a threesome so they can tie you up and leave you there.
[/quote]

In my day that game was called [i]Leisure Suit Larry[/i]... although they didn't bother with the monsters... unless you count STD riddled hookers.