Philosophy's defining feature is there is no defining answer. Philosophy can only take you to the end of the Cul-de-sac. It can help you understand the cul-de-sac, but that's about as far as our little monkey brains can go. Once you reach the end, that's it. You'r done. There's no more thinking you can do. It's time to sit back, relax, and get inspired to live each moment bolder and louder with an ice cold Pepsi.

	[operatic music as I lay naked in the bathtub, washing myself with Pepsi.]



It's fucking 2018 man.