[quote=@GreenGrenade]
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I’d legit stream it, shitty Aussie wifi willing. Any excuse to keep playing it until new game plus gets patched in.

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Clearly just ship your system and game to me. Problem solved. 

EDIT: I'm taking this like, [@GreenGrenade], as a contractually and legally binding agreement to this plan. My lawyers will get in touch with your lawyers.