Yo it's ya boy DJ 🐱 lb.-er, droppin a hot sticky wad of bad news all over ya face. Special Counsel Robert Mueller done indicted my ass. Guess that concert I had in Moscow wasn't such a good idea. Ya boy might be goin to the pen for a long ass time. They tryna make me rat, but ya'll be knowin I ain't finna snitch on my main home skillet Dizzonald Trump. Lemme give a shout out to Prez Dizzonald. You tha real MVP!