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Every few swings or so, I take a look over my shoulder and watch as the lumbering giant smashes the streets and buildings of New York in her wake. I know I watch too many movies, because I almost think this is cool. Sure, she can literally squash me like I'm my namesake, and she's doing untold millions in property damage, but I'm fighting a kaiju person! Who wouldn't be slightly enthused by the notion.

I need help, don't I?

[color=ec008c][b]"Hello?"[/b][/color] I answer my phone after a few rings, diving down at the top of my swing to dodge a tossed mailbox that's send my way. I web it to the side of the building it collides with to ensure it doesn't fall on anyone below.

[color=0054a6]"Holy crap you've got an 'Amazing Colossal Man' on your hands, babe!"[/color] Peter's enthused voice comes through the other end. [color=0054a6]"How strong is she?"[/color]

[color=ec008c][b]"Way too strong for me to take down on my own, if I'm being honest. But I gotta try."[/b][/color]

[color=0054a6]"You should totally 'Empire Strikes Back' her."[/color]

That is...not a bad plan if I'm being completely honest. The problem is getting in close enough to web her legs up. She may not be the fastest in the world at this height, but she's quick enough. And one well-timed swat will have me plastered on the side of a skyscraper like it's a windshield. That would be most uncool.

Unfortunately, my idea of drawing her to Central Park seems unlikely. We're too far away, and she's just tearing way too much of the city up. The longer this goes on, the likelier it is that people are going to die.

With a twist in midair, I change direction and charge the giant criminal. The move catches her off guard, and I'm able to land on her right shoulder, [color=ec008c][b]"Hi! I'm your inner morals! You should give up your ways of crime and give yourself up!"[/b][/color]

[color=fff79a][b]"Get off of me!"[/b][/color] she growls in rage and attempts to swat me off. Instead I clamber down her back, and she tries in vain to reach me.

[color=ec008c][b]"God, I'm gonna be honest,"[/b][/color] I yell to her from safety, [color=ec008c][b]"my enemies tell me I'm annoying a lot...but this is definitely the first time when I totally agree with them."[/b][/color]

Instead of keeping to grab me, she merely backs up towards the nearest building and tries to scratch me off like a bear on a tree. I drop off, and have to move quickly to get out of the way of her stomping boots. I dive under one of them as she's about to bring it down on me, blocking out the sun. She drives her hands down on the street where I land. She merely finds some concrete...as well as a web grenade. It explodes on impact, keeping her stuck to the street for now.

[color=fff79a][b]"You have got to be kidding me!"[/b][/color] she looks up, her giant face filled with rage. [color=fff79a][b]"This won't hold me for long."[/b][/color]

She's right of course, the webbing is already separating from the street. Once it does, it won't be long before she'll be able to get her hands apart as well.

[color=ec008c][b]"What's your deal, anyway?"[/b][/color] I ask her, firing some more webbing onto her hands. [color=ec008c][b]"I've never met you before so you can't be after me!"[/b][/color]

[color=fff79a][b]"All I have to do is kill one of your kind,"[/b][/color] she growls in response, her focus on getting herself freed. [color=fff79a][b]"That's the deal."[/b][/color]

So she's working for someone else. That certainly thickens the plot to a scary degree. The last thing I need is some big bad sending giant women all day and night. 

[color=ec008c][b]"That is not a good-Crap!"[/b][/color] 

The web cocoon around her hands explodes outward, showering me in the strands. It catches even my spider sense off guard, and I'm unable to get out of the way when the giant snags me. She begins to squeeze me, and I feel like a tube of toothpaste with the cap kept on. Her face looms before me like the man in the moon got uncomfortably close. Luckily, I manage to slip my hand through one of her fingers and fire a shot of webbing into her eye.

She recoils, falling into the building and dropping me. The apartment complex shutters under the weight, but holds.

Suddenly, as she regains her footing, the sky above the two of us explodes, and a shattered hole appears out of thin air. It wavers and pulsates with some kind of weird energy I've never seen before.

[color=ec008c][b]"Oh come on, what now?"[/b][/color] I mutter to myself.

Almost as if to answer me, Wonder Woman blasts out of the opening and drives her knee into the shoulder of the giant, knocking her away from the building. The other superhero lands next to me, and I geek out a little bit, [color=ec008c][b]"Oh man I am so on the girl-power teamup streak."[/b][/color]

Wonder Woman looks at me suspiciously, [color=ec008c][b]"Sorry. Hey, can you take care of her for a sec? I'm pretty sure that building is gonna collapse and I'm gonna go save anyone inside it."[/b][/color]

I fire a webline and yank myself towards the upper floors of the apartment complex, [color=ec008c][b]"Kaythanksbyenicetomeetyou!"[/b][/color]