What the snake lady had said began to click in his mind. "A wh- a cavity- oh no no no no no, ain't now a damned mut- I mean, not with them claws, you aint!" His eyes were wide as she pulled the gloves on. "I'm all for a cavity search, just not when done to me!" He gestured to his rag tag attire, bits of Kevlar strapped together with whatever was lying about, holey clothe. 
"Do I look like so important that someone would waste valuable tech on me?"