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[sub][color=dimgray]Every Wednesday night, the Tyler family & the Thomas family have a bad movie night.
(Relation connection: [color=c44c1d][b]Mr. Tyler[/b][/color] & [color=a7fc00][b]Mrs. Thomas[/b][/color] are brother and sister)
Collab with [@Hey Im Jordan][/color][/sub]
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[indent][color=ff9c23][b]“Good evening, I’m your host of the night, AJ-fucking-Tyler! It's that time of the week again, bad movie night. And our selection is... drumroll please.”[/b][/color] AJ had his snapchat on, in selfie mode, as he recorded during ‘break’ because his Aunt Molly had drank too much wine and went to the bathroom, so the movie was on pause. He changed the camera mode and pointed it at Kit, [color=ff9c23][b]“KIT DRUMROLL!”[/b][/color]

[color=6eb1ab][b]“AJ, stop playing around.”[/b][/color] [url=https://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/marie-avgeropoulos-2016-winter-tca-portrait-january-2016-1_thumbnail.jpg]Haylee[/url] tsked, as she grabbed the HUGE ASS popcorn bowl from the ground to her lap. Never enough popcorn. At least it had a good butter to popcorn ratio. She could live with that. Maybe she should pop more, though.

Haylee may have said something about AJ not playing around, but Kit wasn’t going to miss the chance to hit things. She leaned forward to the coffee table and drummed her hands as rapidly and loudly as possible. Fuck yeah! Making noise!

[color=ff9c23][b]“What else you want me to do, ma? Tell auntie to hurry her ass up, or better, Doc. Hurry up your wife. ANYWAYS!”[/b][/color] AJ zoomed the camera into his dad’s face, [color=ff9c23][b]“Dad, dad, dad, what we watchin’?”[/b][/color] 

[color=c44c1d][b]“A two hour long advertisement for Instagram. Why don’t we just watch good movies?”[/b][/color]

[color=7fc19e][b]“Because, dude. The Professor can’t handle watching movies [i]quietly[/i] and if we watched good movies, then everyone would give her dirty looks for talking during movies.”[/b][/color] Kit explained, bringing her drumroll to an end and instead grabbing a handful of Haylee’s popcorn. Oliver looked at Kit, and shrugged — a way to say ‘yep.’

[color=c44c1d][b]“Ugh, whatever. It’s called the Emoji Movie.”[/b][/color]

[color=ff9c23][b]“Hell yeah, you heard that fam.”[/b][/color] The camera was back in selfie mode. 

[color=a7fc00][b]“YOU KNOW I’M NOT DEAF, OLIVER!”[/b][/color] The bathroom was actually pretty close… Molly could hear everything, even in her inebriated state. 

[color=ff9c23][b]“Emoji movie. Stay tuned for an AJ review.”[/b][/color] AJ charmingly winked at the camera before posting the video on his story, for all his classmates to watch. Snapchat was the shit. AJ would utilize it because it was fun and it gave him an excuse to watch himself talk. He was a fine looking dude. Who wouldn't want to watch him talk?  

There was a flush heard from the bathroom. After the sink ran for about a minute or two, out came an annoyed Professor, [color=a7fc00][b]“I could be quiet if I needed to be!”[/b][/color] Kit’s mother crossed her arms and sauntered to the sofa, giving her husband a death glare. Classic Molly. 

[color=6eb1ab][b]“About damn time.”[/b][/color] Haylee rolled her eyes at her sister-in-law. [color=6eb1ab][b]“We were only a quarter in and you already had to pee, what did I tell you about drinking so much before we actually started the movie?”[/b][/color]  

[color=a7fc00][b]“Like I listen.”[/b][/color] Molly stuck her tongue out like a child to AJ’s mother. 

[color=6eb1ab][b]“Clearly.”[/b][/color] 

[i]Knock knock[/i].

[color=6eb1ab][b]“Babe, get that please.”[/b][/color] Haylee nudged at [url=https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RVXGa3hzg_4/V1TsRAICA3I/AAAAAAAAYp8/O96Xfh7noicHQJPs4YyCCWlc2idEXTreQCLcB/s1600/jr44.jpg]B-Rad’s[/url] arm, too busy eating popcorn to answer the door herself. Popcorn was her top priority right now. The man shrugged, and stood up off the couch and walked across the way to the front door, and nobody could hear anything, before…

[color=c44c1d][b]“HAYLEE! AJ! SCOTT’S HERE! HAS SOMETHING TO ASK YOU!”[/b][/color] The sound of B-rad’s voice fluttered across the house and into the living room, and the ears of his beautiful wife and the ears of his relatively handsome son.

[color=ff9c23][b]“Bruh, my boy.”[/b][/color] AJ got up from the ground and was by his father and his best friend in a matter of seconds.  With his arms open, he greeted his bro, [color=ff9c23][b]“Scott! Didn’t know you were comin' by, what brings you?”[/b][/color] AJ didn’t think it was something terribly bad, but just reading Scott’s expression told him otherwise. [color=ff9c23][b]“What's good?”[/b][/color] His smile shifted to concern and his arms dropped to his sides. 

[color=6eb1ab][b]“SCOTT, COME JOIN US! WE’RE WATCHING THE EMOJI MOVIE.”[/b][/color] Haylee called out, but in a far more graceful way than her sister-in-law was ever capable of doing. Molly was basically a banshee. 

[color=e2e520][b]“My dad kicked me out dude.”[/b][/color] Scott said bluntly and plainly, with a somewhat defeated shrug, before he walked past AJ with a long sigh, heading toward the movie room. B-rad looked at his son and shrugged his shoulders.

[color=c44c1d][b]“Sounds like Gabe.”[/b][/color]

[color=ff9c23][b]“...want to, uh, talk about it? Somewhere private?”[/b][/color] AJ offered, not really wanting to leave his friend feeling like this. Movie night would have to go on without him. Friendship came first and if Scott needed him. Well then, Scott needed him.

[color=6eb1ab][b]“Is everything alright?”[/b][/color] Haylee looked at her husband, wondering what needed to be asked of her. Truthfully, movie nights were sacred for the Thomas and Tyler family, but there were a few people who were exceptions to the rules. One being AJ's best man. His partner-in-crime. Scott Lyon.

[color=e2e520][b]“Nah, it’s okay. We can talk… after the movie.”[/b][/color] Scott said, before turning to look at Haylee, staring at her for a few seconds before he spoke, [color=e2e520][b]“my dad kicked me out. Can I stay here for like… a few days? Or at least tonight, until I figure something out.”[/b][/color] Scott asked, somewhat meekly. It was a lot to ask of someone who wasn’t even really related to him… He just happened to be best friends with her son.

[color=7fc19e][b]“Dude, that’s awesome! You can do adult stuff, like kissing!”[/b][/color] Kit chimed in, with an incredibly Kitcore thing to say.

[color=a7fc00][b]“Kathryn.”[/b][/color] Molly scolded. [color=a7fc00][b]“Let them finish.”[/b][/color] And stop. Just stop with all this ‘kissing’ stuff. 

[color=ff9c23][b]“Pleaseeeeee, mommy. We won’t get too rowdy! And I’ll make you breakfast in bed!”[/b][/color] AJ made his way to Haylee, resting his chin on her knees and batting his eyes. What? He was a mama’s boy and he was trying to give his best friend a good deal. His mom was kind of random with how she dealt with things. Sometimes the results were positive, sometimes the results were nuclear. 

[color=6eb1ab][b]“Sure, for as long as you need to, but wouldn’t your mother be upset you’re gone for a few days?”[/b][/color] Haylee raised an eyebrow to Scott, as she twirled a piece of her son’s soft hair around her finger. The bowl was no longer in her hands, it was in Kit’s. 

Nice. Kit was demolishing the popcorn now. No longer was she concerned with what her mother said, with what the boys were saying, or anything else. There was nothing else in the room — only the popcorn. [i]Munch, munch, munch.[/i] Too bad they didn’t have pizza… [color=7fc19e][b]“You… guys should… start having… pizza. At this thing.”[/b][/color]

[color=e2e520][b]“Mom’s on vacation, so Dad’s kinda being… extra him. You know how he gets, right?”[/b][/color] He asked, tilting his head slightly with a frown on his face. He’d drawn a rather shitty hand, as far as fathers went — but, Gabriel wasn’t [i]that[/i] bad when Mama was around, but… she was off, right then.

[color=a7fc00][b]“You eat too much pizza.”[/b][/color] Molly held her glass close to her lips, as she watched her daughter savagely eat the popcorn. [color=a7fc00][b]“It’s going to go straight to your thighs, young lady.”[/b][/color] 

[color=7fc19e][b]“Thick thighs save lives, dude!”[/b][/color]

Haylee nodded to Scott’s words. Of course, she knew how Gabriel was, she grew up with him because he was her best friend’s half brother. She’d find time later to talk to Sofia Helmsley, to see if she could give Gabriel some chill for his sexually frustrated ass. [color=6eb1ab][b]“He probably got mad because you weren’t doing things like he’d do. Typical for your dad. Such a manchild.”[/b][/color] Haylee rolled her eyes and leaned her head against her husband’s shoulder. With this, AJ turned around, but sat near his mom’s legs. Only Kit and Scott knew how attached he was to her. [color=6eb1ab][b]“Anyways, come join us before Oliver gets yelled at a thousand times, Molly passes out drunk, and Kit eats everything we have here.”[/b][/color] The matriarch had spoken, as she continued to play with her son’s fluffy hair. 

[color=7fc19e][b]“I mean, I’d definitely do my best. Did you know that Victoria girl puts like… cinnamon sugar on her popcorn sometimes? It’s like… crack. Popcrack.”[/b][/color] Kit said, munching on another handful of popcorn. She seemed indifferent to the discussion and tribulations that Scott was facing, and instead seemed single mindedly dedicated to eating all the food she could get her hands on. It was the weed! Probably.

[color=e2e520][b]“Thanks, Haylee… Sorry.”[/b][/color] Scott grumbled, before taking a seat on the floor and out of the way. Him being here in the Tyler household wasn’t like a totally unusual thing, but this was a little awkward. This was like a family function! What was he doing here?

The movie started once more and for the sake of Molly not falling asleep, the lights were kept on. Scott’s phone vibrated with a text. 

[quote]From: [color=ff9c23][b]Bae[/b][/color] 

[color=ff9c23][b]u sure u dont want 2 talk?
i got news 4 u 2
wanna go to the roof after this?[/b][/color] [/quote]
AJ was good at sneakily typing, while still looking at the TV. Truth be told, AJ couldn’t focus on the movie anymore, since now he was thinking about theories of why Gabriel kicked out his boy. 

[quote]From: [color=e2e520][b]Bae[/b][/color]

[color=e2e520][b]ok.[/b][/color][/quote]
Scott’s response wasn’t quite as full of vigor as he normally was, in fact it was quite the opposite. While he would usually include an unnecessarily large amount of emojis, this message was rather bare. Scott wasn’t even trying to hide that he was in somewhat of a ‘mood,’ to say the least. What his father had asked about him was impossible!

The movie was fucking god awful, but that was what Wednesday nights were for. To watch god awful movies. By the end, everyone but Molly and Kit were up. Usually, Kit could power through, but her dark circles did seem more prominent than usual. Molly, however, fell asleep always on nights she chose to drink. There was no doubt she was drinking because of her daughter. 

[color=6eb1ab][b]“I’ll clean up.”[/b][/color] Haylee whispered, leaning in to give her husband a gentle kiss on the cheek. With the noise of his mother, breaking the movie silence, AJ bounced up and looked toward Scott expectantly. Usually, he’d clean up for his mother, but he was [i]worried[/i] and she knew him well enough to expect him to not assist this very night. 

Oliver was on his second trip, having already carried the sleeping Molly and gotten her situated in the car. Now, he had Kit in his arms, and was walking out the room, glancing at his sister-in-law, [color=c2b280][b]“sorry that Kit tends to… eat people out of house and home. I don’t know how she does it. From what I understand though, she’s going through some stuff right now… Lotta friction. Thanks for having us,”[/b][/color] Oliver smiled and waved as best he could with his daughter in his arms.

[color=6eb1ab][b]“We have money, so it isn’t a problem. Drive safe. You’re a good man, Oliver.”[/b][/color] Haylee walked her family to the front door.

Scott, on the other hand shrugged, and stood up from the ground and walked off toward the roof with AJ, [color=e2e520][b]“My old man’s bein a real cocksucker, dude.”[/b][/color] His words were venomous, especially for talking about one’s father, but Gabriel tended to deserve it!

[color=ff9c23][b]“What’d he do this time? Man, I bet you can’t wait to be on your own, living the fast life. My dad has his moments, but he’s the best.”[/b][/color] AJ’s mom had told him stories of her young days; his father was basically an A-Class asshole and she was a total bitch, but they brought out the best in each other. A true love story to aspire for. Finding someone that brings the best out of you...

Their route was the same-o, same-o. Second floor bathroom window. Vines. Roof. Boom. 

[color=e2e520][b]“He told me that I can’t come back unless I come back with Katie on my arm.”[/b][/color] Scott explained, while they hoisted themselves up onto the roof. He didn’t really understand the point of his dad’s… punishment? Encouragement? He wasn’t sure what Gabriel thought he was doing, but he knew that he was fucked either way. [color=e2e520][b]“The problem? I told Katie today that I never want to talk to her ever again.”[/b][/color]

AJ had gestured for Scott to go up first, and was poking his head out the bathroom window, [color=ff9c23][b]“And how did that make you feel? Telling her you were done with her?”[/b][/color] AJ had a feeling it was a blatant lie because Scott was like him, and sometimes, they chose to lie because at the time, they thought it was for the best. Or maybe they weren’t even lying but they weren’t really aware of how they were feeling. 

[color=ff9c23][b][i]Fuck you, Jamie.[/i][/b][/color]  

He was the reason he was a damn mess. Blame it on him, for life. 

Honestly, if AJ didn’t have massive history with Jamie, people would think his bro that he would never convert, Scotty-boy, was his lover because their bromance game was on par. Actually, that was a rumor even while he dated Jamie. 

[color=e2e520][b]“What? Don’t get all gay on me. No offense, of course. Just help me come up with a stupid, convoluted plan to get her to come home with me so I can get in my own damn bed.”[/b][/color] Scott said, glancing over at AJ and shaking his head. He didn’t need to hear any of that crap about… feelings. He didn’t want to talk about his feelings, he wanted to talk about how they were going to fix this.

[color=ff9c23][b]“You right.”[/b][/color] He was being pretty gay, but hey, he had just been with his mom and that’s when he was at his softest! Okay, focus. Finally, they were both on the roof, sitting under the stars. Convoluted plan… Katie… convoluted plan… man, that girl was like a damn nazi but the female kind…. Convolution… 

[color=ff9c23][b]“IDEA!”[/b][/color] He snapped his finger, making a dramatic pause, before shaking his head, [color=ff9c23][b]“Nah, I got nothing…”[/b][/color] He paused once more when suddenly an all too familiar face came into his head, [color=ff9c23][b]“[i]But[/i] I know just the person who can help us.”[/b][/color] Cecily. [color=ff9c23][b]“That is, if you want to get someone else involved. I think you know who I’m talking about.”[/b][/color] 

[color=e2e520][b]“Dude, I already DM’d her on Instagram. This is her own fault for being hot!”[/b][/color] Scott said, looking up at the sky and groaning, This was all Katie’s fault. [color=e2e520][b]“Look, dude. On the boat, Katie and I had a… [i]moment[/i]. We were fighting, and then she fell into the water, and I dove in after her… I wanted to help I guess. I don’t know. Then we went to one of those rooms, and we talked and it was weird and sentimental… I didn’t like it. So then today at school I told her I never wanted to talk to her ever again, and it was great, she agreed. BUT THEN, this happened, so I DM’d her. I don’t think Cece can really help with this one, I gotta figure it out mostly on my own.”[/b][/color]

That’s true. Cece didn’t really care about Katie. If anything, she would do something to make her more… repressed… and more angry. Katie needed to get laid. Part of AJ wanted to tell Scott about him and Bailee, somehow ‘dating’ now, but not really, because really it was a convoluted plan to get Jamie jealous. Yet, Bailee was completely in the dark and thought he was into her like that.  

Uh, yeah. 

That wasn’t the focus, though. The focus was Scott and Katie. [color=ff9c23][b]“...how about using Joy?”[/b][/color] A trap. Katie listened to Joy and would be there for her in a heartbeat. Get Katie somewhere and just take her! No, that was illegal. Very illegal. 

Here was a start, at least.

[color=ff9c23][b]“Joy doesn’t even need to be aware of our ploy. Or, or, what if you ask Joy to set you up on like a blind date with Katie? Like she doesn’t even need to know it’s you! Be genuine and be like hey, Joy, I really like Katie, I just need a good opportunity to tell her then like a fly swat, you hit your target, SWAT, and take her to your place!”[/b][/color] Wait, that still sounded like kidnap. 

[color=e2e520][b]“Hey, you and Jamie are cool-ish right? Why don’t we just go to their house and throw rocks at her window in the middle of the night? That seems like a legitimate reaction.”[/b][/color] He paused for a moment, to let AJ react to the idea (which was a grimace), before he shook his head, [color=e2e520][b]“nah, that wouldn’t work. I guess Joy’s an okay option. But maybe we should go through Damian. Because if I tell Joy that I think I’m into Katie, she’s just gonna tell Katie that I’m into her. You can’t trust hoes, dude.”[/b][/color]

[color=ff9c23][b]“You right.”[/b][/color] AJ nodded in agreement, before making a fist with one of his hands, conveying passion,  [color=ff9c23][b]“And Damian probably understands how the other Shauna can be. He would definitely be a hero for all boys at our school. We’re like the best gearheads out there. He’ll scratch our backs, then we’ll scratch his.”[/b][/color] They were getting somewhere. Sure, their plan wasn’t necessarily the most clear, but it wasn’t like they were throwing themselves to the wolves and hoping for good results. They have direction, the rest they’d just improvise as they go. 

Pfft, AJ and Scott were better at improvising than Katie! Yeah, he thought that. Katie was eh-aiight in AJ's book. He didn't necessarily know how he felt about his best friend hooking up with his ex's sister, but he'd learn to live with it. Good thing he didn’t say any of that out loud. 

[color=e2e520][b]“Yeah, Damian has knowledge of many things. I’ll just call him and tell him to tell Joy that he wants to set up a double date with Katie and one of his friends, and then maybe that’ll work? I dunno. This all depends on her not responding positively to my DM. By the way I typo’d my DM so it just says ‘i want you.’ So that’s good.”[/b][/color]

[color=ff9c23][b]“You fucking would.”[/b][/color] AJ laughed, slapping Scott on the back. [color=ff9c23][b]“Okay, well while you’re waiting for her response, if she responds, I’ll put the ball in Damian’s court for you. He’s better at figuring shit out and you don't need to worry yourself. I got you.”[/b][/color] A double date with unspecified location of where the date would be, could be a nice mouse trap for Katie, but maybe they wouldn’t need to do all this and she would actually be reasonable for once. 

Did he think she was going to be? 

Not really. 

Katie was Jamie’s fucking sister, after all. 

[color=ff9c23][b][i]Fuck you, Jamie.[/i][/b][/color] 

[color=e2e520][b]“You know, Damian has it easy. Must be good to be the king. Does he [i]ever[/i] have problems? Whatever. Thanks for the help.”[/b][/color]

[color=ff9c23][b]“Anytime. You’re my brother for life.”[/b][/color] AJ grinned at his friend, while pounding his chest with his right fist. [color=ff9c23][b]“As for the Damian thing... good question. Maybe he got an STD. Nah, I'm just playin' but seriously."[/b][/color] Pause. [color=ff9c23][b]“I hope he gets checked."[/b][/color][/indent]