There's a 60,000 character collab written out. I think you'll like it. 

Unfortunately I'm stonewalling it because I need to finish a separate post before it makes sense. And even more unfortunately, I had an exam this morning and will have another two this week, so I may not finish this post soon. It's very tempting to just post the collab and write my solo post later, but I'm adverse to posting things out of chronological order.

Edit: I didn't write that brief little hain post today, it was sitting on the backburner from a while back and I just figured there was enough meat on the thing to make it a tasty morsel of its own. I've got my priorities straight and will postpone ogre nonsense in favor of Xos nonsense :lol