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[color=7fc19e][b]Starring: Kit “What’s a top?” Thomas & Marshall “Not me.” Radley[/b][/color]
[color=slategray][sub]A [@Silent Observer] & [@Hey Im Jordan] Production
(Thursday at Lunch Flashback Post)[/sub][/color]

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[indent][indent][color=7fc19e][b]“MARSHALL!”[/b][/color]

[i]There[/i] he was. Marshall was a hard dude to find when you can’t just look for the chatty table with all the girls at it, and instead have to look for the table that had all the genders and they were all chatty and it was confusing and this whole school thing was a bit much. Every day, Kit came a little bit closer to regretting her decision to not be homeschooled. It would have had its pros and its cons… pros and cons…

Kit shook her head, swinging her lunch bag up into the air, before she plopped down beside Marshall, without a care in the world for the people surrounding her. She took a deep huff, and looked up at her friend, [color=7fc19e][b]“dude. You look like you found a kitten that was living in a bush near your house, and then you took the kitten in after like a week of coaxing it out of its home, and then you raised the kitten as your own and like you loved it and called it Oliver and everything was good right? And then after a few months of raising this kitten YOU STEPPED ON ITS TAIL. You look like how I imagine someone would look after they stepped on their adopted kitten’s tail.”[/b][/color]

Marshall looked up from the bowl of soup that he had just been absently stirring while scrolling through Instagram. He was sitting at a table full of thespians today, instead of his usual crew, and he didn’t much feel like talking. If he hadn’t already taken so much time off this year, he probably would have tried to leave again. Now that Kit had made a grand entrance, however, there wasn’t much opportunity for him to wallow in his sads. Listening to her convoluted metaphor, he nodded, [color=997fdb][b]“Yeah, that sounds about right. You didn’t come here to drug me again, right? Not that it doesn’t sound fun, but like, I have school work and stuff. Anyway… what’s up? Have a seat, the cost to be here is that you try out for the musical though, just sayin’.”[/b][/color] Marshall said with a slight smirk.

Well, that was hardly fair… [color=7fc19e][b]“But Marshall! It’s really… urgent and stuff!”[/b][/color] Kit protested. She didn’t wanna try out for the musical! She wasn’t a very good singer — she just had a lot of energy. Plus, she might be left alone with Shauna some more, and she wasn’t too sure she was ready for that sort of thing...  [color=7fc19e][b]“Okay, okay. Fine I’ll [i]try out[/i] for the musical. Now I need your help! It’s, like… immensely important.”[/b][/color]

[color=997fdb][b]“Alright, alright.”[/b][/color] Marsh said with another smirk and then laughed. He set his phone down and pushed his soup aside before tapping the table in front of him. [color=997fdb][b]“Sit down and tell me about the emergency. Do I have to fight someone for you? Because, to be honest, I’m not really that tough, and I’m all out of fight today, but I’ll do it if I have to.”[/b][/color]

Kit blinked a couple of times, before shaking her head. If she needed someone to [i]fight[/i] for her, then she wouldn’t come to Marshall first. Marshall was soft and squishy, like a marshmallow. Not much of a scrapper! [color=7fc19e][b]“Nah, it’s not that. If I need someone to fight for me, I gots AJ and Scott. They’re like… real ghetto, they’d take someone out back and stick a screwdriver in their neck. I need your help with…. Uhm…”[/b][/color] Marshall visibly glowered at the mere mention of AJ’s name. [i]That[/i] was still a sore subject, especially when he was being compared to him.

Kit pulled her phone out and scrolled to her Gallery app, though before she tapped it she looked around at the others with eyes that could only be described as ‘shifty.’ After a couple of seconds, though, she shrugged her shoulders. Whatever! She tapped the Gallery app and pulled up a selection of… choice photos she’d been texted by Min-seo a few nights ago, and shoved the phone in Marshall’s face, [color=7fc19e][b]“is this… you know [i]big[/i]???”[/b][/color] She questioned, staring up at Marshall as he waited for his answer. 

Marshall had no idea what to expect. He watched as the tiny blonde flipped through whatever it was that she was so eager about on her phone. When she finally shoved the phone in his direction, he cocked an eyebrow up curiously and took it from her. He looked down casually and— [color=997fdb][b]“Oh my god, Kit!”[/b][/color] Marshall exclaimed in a panicked whisper as he clapped the phone down with his hand blocking the screen. He looked around his shoulders to make sure there wasn’t anyone behind him that might have seen. Getting suspended for looking at dick pics at school would probably be the gayest thing that any male had been suspended for in the history of ever, so he could [i]not[/i] let that happen. Seeing that the coast was, in fact, clear, Marshall held the phone closer to his chest and took another good, hard look. And boy, was it hard. 

[color=997fdb][b]“Jesus…”[/b][/color] Marshall scrolled back and forth through the images with wide eyes. He looked from the phone, back to Kit, then back to the phone. [color=997fdb][b]“That’s some… wow. That’s some next level d, like, damn. Where do you even put it all? You’re so [i]tiny[/i]! I didn’t know you even had a boyfriend, you moved on quick from Sel. Who’s the lucky guy, then?”[/b][/color]

Aha! So that all but confirmed it then. It [i]was[/i] big. Kit had a feeling, but she hadn’t been sure if it was just looking big because of Min’s admittedly tiny body and hands, but Marshall’s reaction satisfied her curiosity, though when he asked where she put it, she stared at him and shook her head, [color=7fc19e][b]“What? No, that’s not mine. That’s my best friend’s boyfriend’s. Uhm… what’s his name?”[/b][/color] She paused for a moment looking up at the ceiling. [color=7fc19e][b]“Something with a color… it’s a name that ages well! Oh, yeah! Henry Green. That’s the lucky guy.”[/b][/color]  Kit said, grinning; she hadn’t been sure if she was going to remember! [color=7fc19e][b]“See, it looked big! But I have no frame of reference… so I had to ask to make sure. It’s important. Min-seo put it, uh… everywhere. I have some pictures of some of that too… You can just scroll around if you want.”[/b][/color] Kit left it up to him, though her smug smile never left her lips. She hooked Min up with the right guy!

Henry Green? [color=997fdb][b]“You’re shitting me!”[/b][/color] Was Marshall’s first and immediate reaction. That was an unexpected name, not that Marsh had ever really pondered the sole son of the Green family’s size before, it was just… surprising. [color=997fdb][b]“Henry… no shit.”[/b][/color] He said and looked back down at the phone, nodding in appreciation. [color=997fdb][b]“Well, he sure would make a damn good top…”[/b][/color] Finally registering all of what Kit had said, Marshall looked back up at her. [color=997fdb][b]“Wait, your best friend’s boyfriend? Why… why do you have these pics then, Kit? No, I don’t want to see your het friends totally going at it, I’m good, thanks though.”[/b][/color] Marsh said with a laugh and slid the phone, screen side down, back over to her across the table.

[color=7fc19e][b]“Min sent them to me because I got her and Henry together with my magical powers and I’d never seen one before and I really wanted to. So Min-seo helped me out. She’s the best, and she clearly has excellent taste in men.”[/b][/color] Kit took her phone back and dropped it into her pocket, satisfied. She was happy to know that Min-seo’s boyfriend was, in fact, big. Big enough that Marshall had reacted strongly, and… [color=7fc19e][b]“I figured you’ve seen the most dicks out of everyone I know, so like I figured you’d be a good judge of quality! Hey, what’s a top?”[/b][/color]

[color=997fdb][b]“I can’t tell if that’s a compliment or a diss… I mean, I’m not that much of a slag.”[/b][/color] Marshall mused on that thought. After this summer, maybe he kind of was, but Kit didn’t know about that. No one did. At Kit’s final question, Marshall froze, wide-eyed. Oh no, did she really not know? She was so young, should he tell her? Well, she was the one who just shamelessly showed him dick pics, so anything goes now. [color=997fdb][b]“Really? It’s a gay thing, you know... top… pitcher… the guy who prefers giving the dick.”[/b][/color] He explained slowly, waiting for a lightbulb of recognition, but also assuming that she might just be memeing on him.

[color=7fc19e][b]“There’s a name for that!? I thought… I thought you guys just like… like, I dunno, did oral and stuff?”[/b][/color] Damn. Kit shook her head and looked at Marshall, the complete sincerity apparent in the underclassmen’s face, [color=7fc19e][b]“Dude, you see that wall?”[/b][/color] She pointed toward a wall behind her, [color=7fc19e][b]“and you see that splatter?”[/b][/color] She more specifically pointed at a stain on the wall. [color=7fc19e][b]“That’s my mind, because you just blew it. Top? Pitcher? That’s wild. Wait, so which one are you? Wait, I already know. You’re the other one. I bet it’s a ‘catcher.’ You’re the catcher. You good at catchin’ balls, mate? I bet you’re a [i]professional[/i] ball catcher.”[/b][/color] Well, Kit was in on it now. [color=7fc19e][b]“You’re a Marshmallow, so you’re probably like all soft and stuff. I’d let you catch my balls.”[/b][/color]

[color=997fdb][b]“Oh… my… god…”[/b][/color] Marshall responded, sinking in his seat and hiding the growing blush on his cheeks with his hand. [color=997fdb][b]“Can you please not yell that?”[/b][/color] Despite the embarrassment, or perhaps because of it, Marsh laughed quietly. [color=997fdb][b]“There’s not just ‘the other one’. There’s top, bottom, and verse. Verse goes both ways, depending on the mood. Which of the three I am, will forever be a mystery, my dear. And I do not want to, nor will I ever, [i]catch your balls[/i].”[/b][/color] He laughed again and shook his head, pushing his bowl of soup back in front of him to continue eating. After taking a bite, he tilted his spoon to the side and asked, [color=997fdb][b]“Did you [i]really[/i] think we only do oral? That’s like… living your whole life eating only dessert, when you could enjoy a four-course meal. It’d be so sad…”[/b][/color]

[color=7fc19e][b]“Totally a bottom. I can read you like an open book, my guy.”[/b][/color] Kit teased, waving her phone at Marshall. She wasn’t like [i]sure[/i] she was in a position to tease him like that, but she was going to do it anyway. No fear in Kit’s dojo. [color=7fc19e][b]“I kinda did! I didn’t know… I never thought about… [i]the butt[/i].”[/b][/color] Kit muttered, before she leaned in way close to Marshall, whispering in a low tone. [color=7fc19e][b]“[sup]You poop from there, man. No one should have… in the butt![/sup]”[/b][/color] She protested, shaking her head before she popped up and kissed Marshall on the cheek.

[color=7fc19e][b]“Hey, thanks for your help! I really needed to know. I’m gonna go do Kit-stuff now. Love you! Hey, remember to tell your friends you love them, remember to be apologetic for your mistakes and accepting of apologies for theirs, and above all else, remember… high school does end, and life gets a lot better! The Doc told me that this morning when I was gettin’ ready for work. He said, ‘Kit-Kat, it’s gonna get real dramatic at work. Remember all this, and tell your friends too.’ People make mistakes, Marshy. They make bigg’uns. You have to look past them. Remember who you are. That’s not from dad, that’s from the internet.”[/b][/color]

Conversations with Kit were a lot like getting whiplash sometimes. The subject changed so fast that Marshall couldn’t even teasingly educate her on the other things people do in the bedroom involving butts. He blinked slowly in response to the sudden shift in tone. [color=997fdb][b]“Yeah… everyone makes mistakes, I know. And remember who you are isn’t just from the internet, it’s from the Lion King, dude. That’s like the best of the vintage Disney movies! If you haven’t seen it, I’m scheduling us a movie night at my place, your attendance is required.”[/b][/color][/indent][/indent]