Alf entered the scene holding his guitar and looking over the craziness happening. He held his guitar firmly in his hand and prepared to play it.

"Don't worry everyone, I am here" he said with a grin. 

"Y'all I want to tell you about a little something that I like to call London Bridge. 
[h2]IT'S FALLING DOWN![/h2]"

He then started playing the song London Bridge is Falling Down and immediately large pieces of bridge came tumbling down from above aimed at the combatants below.