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Friday before Star Wars
Mentions of [color=1CA9C9][b]Wyatt[/b][/color] [@smarty0114]
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[indent][color=309b75][b]“And whatever you do, don’t suck him off on the first date. That makes you a thot, and Dad wouldn’t approve of that. I wouldn’t approve of that either.”[/b][/color] 

Damian was back in his room Friday (after a particularly emotional {for her} meeting with his mother, involving lots of ugly crying — more on that later), with Joy on his lap while he gave his younger sister some brotherly advice for her very first date. [color=309b75][b]“And if he touches your butt, push his hands away. you don’t want that. And if he does it again, text me and I’ll have Trevor tackle him. I’m not gonna be there, since we have dinner plans unfortunately, or I would totally creep on you from a short distance to make sure he isn’t being a fucker.”[/b][/color] Damian rested his chin on Joy’s shoulder, and his eyes looked up toward the ceiling. They’d been at this for about six minutes now, and he’d touched most of the bases.

[color=309b75][b]“Just be yourself. And when you feel like that isn’t gonna work, imagine what you think I’d do, if I was there and the guy was a girl. And then don’t do that. Then, after you’ve imagined what I would do and then not done it, imagine what you would do, and then [i]do[/i] that. Remember, whoever this is goin’ on this date because you’re you, not because you’re Damian’s little sister.”[/b][/color] A this, Damian sniffled a little, teasing her as he wiped fake tears away,  [color=309b75][b]“You grew up so fast. I’m so proud.”[/b][/color]

[color=ff682f][b]“...so no butt touching?”[/b][/color] Truly Bliss had to confirm the advice her brother was giving her. She had a notepad and everything! She had to cross out ‘butt touches’ because she actually wanted to touch Wyatt’s butt. [color=ff682f][b]“What if it was by accident and it actually made me smile? Would that make it okay for a butt touch?”[/b][/color] She had to cover all the bases with her brother. Leave no open ends. 

Joy stood silent and watched the interaction with the siblings. Honestly, what she was most curious about was whether or not Damian knew his sister had a crush. On an upperclassmen for that matter! Smiling to herself, Joy did think True looked awfully cute. It was like she was planning for this day all her life. Her outfit was completely on point and she looked ready to make a boy swoon. 

[color=309b75][b]“Well, I mean if the butt touching is allowed by both parties, I guess it’s okay. But you have to make sure that there’s no unwanted butt touching, because that’s when it gets slimey, you know? And then I really only have one last ipp, and if you’re gonna write this down in really big bold letters os you don’t forget it. It’s the most important one by far.”[/b][/color] Damian looked away from True, and instead to Joy, playing with her hair as he continued to speak, finishing off his biggest tip yet. [color=309b75][b]“Have fun. It’s a date. They’re supposed to be fun, not awkward or scary, or anything like that. Just enjoy yourself, and go in and come back with that big smile on your face and you’ll go in single and come out with a boyfriend.”[/b][/color]

[color=ff682f][b]“Just a boyfriend?”[/b][/color] True scoffed. She wanted more than just that. Wait, her brother will think she’s weird. [color=ff682f][b]“I, err… what if he doesn’t like me enough to ask me out? Should I ask him out? I don’t know if I can. He’s too cool for me and whenever I look at him, I just want to touch.”[/b][/color] She was not helping her case. At all.

[color=309b75][b]“Alright, first OFF. Your last name makes you wicked cooler than anyone you could date, and if you wanna touch him, then touch him. Guys like when girls get frisky, so I mean go for it. Just don’t thot it up. So don’t put out on the first date, or everyone will think you’re easy. Put out on the second date.”[/b][/color] What? It made sense to him — that was how it worked with other girls, the same thing would apply to his sister, O’Connor or not. [color=309b75][b]“And whatever you do, do [i]not[/i] invite him over. Go to his place. Go to his [i]friend’s[/i] place. Go to a hotel. I’ll pay for it. Whatever it takes! Don’t wanna be fuckin’ here, Mom will know and she’ll intentionally make it weird. She did that to me for the first few times too.”[/b][/color] Damian nuzzled his cheek against Joy’s, and shook his head. [color=309b75][b]“Don’t get weird. I know you get weird… sometimes. But just get a little weird. Not too weird. There’s a little gray area and that’s where you operate. Joy do you have anything to add?”[/b][/color]

Joy was trying her best to keep her laughter to herself. Hearing Damian in brother mode was [i]hilarious[/i]. But now that he said everything he needed to say, she looked over to True and shrugged, [color=6174ff][b]“If you need a safe place, I can call my uncle. He’s pretty chill when it comes to these things, as for ‘putting out’ just remember to use protection.”[/b][/color] 

[color=ff682f][b]“Wait, what does putting out mean and how am I going to find a bodyguard to protect me?! I don’t have enough time and I don’t think Wyatt will hurt me! Do you want to come on my date, big brother? You’re my protection!”[/b][/color] True’s response caused Joy to cover up her mouth and laugh. She wasn’t trying to be rude, but watching and hearing True was priceless. She was adorable and unbelievably naive. [color=ff682f][b]“What’s so funnnyyyyyy!”[/b][/color] The freshman whined. 

[color=6174ff][b]“Sorry, sorry. I’ll let Damian answer this one.”[/b][/color] Another chuckle slipped out. 

Damian lifted Joy up off of his lap, and placed her on the bed, shaking his head. Of course, he had to take the hard questions. It wasn’t even his fault, Joy brought up all the things. He stood up from his bed and rolled his eyes, [color=309b75][b]“putting out means ‘having sex.’ Don’t do it on the first date! But if you do…”[/b][/color] Damian rummaged around in his night stand, before withdrawing a box of condoms, which he opened and pulled one out. [color=309b75][b]“Here. Make him put this on. If he says no, kick him in the dick.”[/b][/color] With that, Damian thrust out the offered condom, before he went ahead and added more confusing advice, [color=309b75][b]“But don’t kick him in the dick if he produces his own to wear, because this might be too big. Maybe too small, but I dunno. Just make sure he puts one on. If he doesn’t? Kick him in the dick. But only if he’s going to have sex with you. If you’re just giving head then you don’t need one. Also, remember, spitters are quitters. And you ain’t a quitter.”[/b][/color]

[color=ff682f][b]“Spitters are quitters… too big…. too small… wait, I want his babies I can’t kick him in the dick!”[/b][/color] 

[color=6174ff][b]“Damian, you’re teaching your sister bad things.”[/b][/color] Joy chided, crossing her arms as she watched the two converse. 

[color=ff682f][b]”And, and, and what is giving head? Do I like knock my head on his?”[/b][/color] With this, Joy laid back on Damian’s bed. She was done. Absolutely done. 

[color=309b75][b]“Ay!”[/b][/color] Damian very suddenly leaned down incredibly closer to True’s face and held up his finger, [color=309b75][b]“listen here! Don’t be thinkin’ about having nobody’s babies! You are like twelve years old! You can have babies when you’re 26! No older, no younger. You got [i]one year[/i]!”[/b][/color] He straightened back up and tugged at the hem of his shirt, adjusting it as he glanced over at Joy and shook his head, [color=309b75][b]“Truly Bliss is truly sheltered. She’s fourteen — damn near fifteen — years old and she doesn’t know what that means? Better me than somebody else! It means usin’ your mouth to get your man off. Don’t use teeth.”[/b][/color]

[color=ff682f][b]“Hmpf. [sub]I don’t see the problem with having babies.[/sub] OKAY, IF HE ASKS I WILL USE MY MOUTH.”[/b][/color] It was the only solution. 

Staring at the ceiling, her arm resting over her eyes, Joy interjected, [color=6174ff][b]“Or you can like, not do any sexual thing and just enjoy learning things about him? That’s what first dates are for.”[/b][/color] 

[color=ff682f][b]“I already know so much about him! I guess I could ask him if he’ll marry me.”[/b][/color]

[color=309b75][b]“Joy, you don’t understand. She inherited mom’s crazy. I’m warning her about things that are inevitable tonight.”[/b][/color] Damian explained, looking over at his girlfriend, [color=309b75][b]“it’s better she goes in knowing what she’s getting into than not.”[/b][/color]

[color=2e8b57][b]“TRULY, IT’S ALMOST TIME. I’LL BE IN THE CAR!”[/b][/color] Melody’s voice was nice and crisp, coming from down the hall. 

[color=309b75][b]“Right, one last thing. Make sure he can drive. Getting carted about by mom for sex dates is embarrassing.”[/b][/color] Damian turned around and leaned down once more, kissing True on the cheek. [color=309b75][b]“Love you. Call me if you need me. Be good. But not [i]too[/i] good.”[/b][/color]

[color=ff682f][b]“Love you too, big brother! I’m just going to…”[/b][/color] True pocketed the condom in her bra. She had no pockets. 

[color=309b75][b]“That’s a good idea. Make him grab it. Good plan!”[/b][/color] Damian ruffled True’s hair, and returned to the bed. His work here was done. 

Holding tight to her phone, True nodded to her brother and rushed out, slamming the door behind her. 

[color=6174ff][b]“I’m glad I’m the youngest out of my siblings.”[/b][/color] Sure, Owen and Ruby were her half siblings but they were her siblings nevertheless. [color=6174ff][b]“I’ve learned enough from them, but with True… it’s a little bit different for her.”[/b][/color] She turned her body to face Damian.  [color=6174ff][b]“You’d think she’d learn a thing or two from you.”[/b][/color] Joy teased. 

[color=309b75][b]“A king only reveals his secrets at the right time. He is never late.”[/b][/color] Damian put a hand on Joy’s arm, and pushed onto her back, crawling on top of her. [color=309b75][b]“Nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he needs to.”[/b][/color] He flicked his head toward the door that True had shut. [color=309b75][b]“I taught to always shut the door when she leaves. Little lessons.”[/b][/color]

With that, he leaned down and pressed his lips against hers...

[color=6174ff][b]“Did you just quote Lord of the Rings?”[/b][/color] Joy briefly pulled away to ask him that. 

[color=309b75][b]“Yes. Please don’t ask questions, we don’t have much time.”[/b][/color] Damian’s shirt was off before he finished talking.

He was right. They never did have much time. Feeling him up and resting her hands on his broad shoulders, she mischievously smiled,  [color=6174ff][b]“Okay. Let’s get to work.”[/b][/color] 
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