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[center][b][color=00ced1][h1]Boris[/h1][/color][/b][/center]


	"Gosh!" Boris first replies to the guards, "I sure am glad you think Boris is smart. I'm not as dumb as people think. But I think you're wrong about one thing, Mr. Guard, Boris isn't a baby at all...." He think for a moment, rolling his eyes around to carefully consider the situation. "I'm not really sure how old I am, but you can maybe see that Boris is much bigger than a baby. So maybe it's true that Boris is even smarter than you." 

Boris keeps a pleasant smile while the guard then steps up close and asks him one last question, a question that made Boris think even more than before. He bites his lip mischievously, then answers.

"And no, sir, I am not Ovarin's friend [i]at all[/i], and Boris isn't naughty much any more. Boris used to be naughty, though, much more than now. I used to steal stuff and sometimes I'd eat parts of people if they were mean to Boris, but I haven't eaten anyone in a long time, so you don't have to worry about that anymore. No sir, nuh-uh - Boris is a true adventurer now!!" Boris pauses to think briefly on the other question. "But to answer your question even more betterer, Mr. Guard, Boris met a little miss earlier. She was invisible and everything. But the little miss was hurting bad with lots of blood and stuff. Even her private place was bleeding [i]a lot[/i]. I'm pretty gosh sure she wants Boris to help her find the bad people who hurt her. So I am! Boris likes to help people, because that's what adventurers do! I also met another little miss who likes cookies [i]a lot[/i]. Her name is Whiteleaf, but Boris just calls her Miss Leaf for short. I helped Miss Leaf with her push-cart, then she helped Boris by telling me about the man I'm meant to visit - and now, because of Miss Leave, I can help the other [i]invisible[/i] miss." Boris sighs, and regrets to say with a dire shake of his head; "It sure does sound complemicated, especially to someone who isn't as smart as Boris. So I'm sorry if you're confused. I know how that feels [i]a lot[/i], Mr. Guard. So if you don't mind at all, I'd really like to see Ovarin right now. You can just wave me through for sure. And you can go ahead and watch if you want, Boris doesn't mind if your bored."