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*Places my hand on one of the tubes*
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*The tube opens and a female voice comes from above, mildly distorted* 
Female: W-W-Welcome back to the laboratory, if you would kindly seat your-s-s-s-self into the tube, and wait while staff continues the proced-d-dures

Ok, now this is really weird.