...

There's only one recourse for this.

[b]Queens, New York
Parker Residence
12:00 AM
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[b][color=Gray]"Mr. Parker."[/color][/b]
[color=0054a6]"AHH! Who the heck?!"[/color]
[b][color=Gray]"I'm The Batman. You're Peter Parker of Queens, correct?"[/color][/b]
[color=0054a6]"Y...Yeah?"[/color]
[b][color=Gray]"I heard about your uncle. Tragic."[/color][/b]
[color=0054a6]"Yeah..."[/color]
[b][color=Gray]"All that hate, all of that sense of injustice. Stays with you, doesn't it?"[/color][/b]
[color=0054a6]"Yeah. It does."[/color]
[b][color=Gray]"What if I told you that there was a way to utilize your unique gifts [i]and[/i] claim vengeance for Ben Parker's murder?"[/color][/b]
[color=0054a6]"...I'm listening."[/color]
[b][color=Gray]"Come with me to Gotham. There's evil to fight there, and I can't do it alone. Which is why I need you... partner."[/color][/b]

Batman reveals a display case conveniently set up in Peter's room when he wasn't looking.

[hider=Peter's amazing crimefighting outfit][img]https://i.pinimg.com/236x/02/49/e4/0249e44ca4a90093553619d0cb704e3d--robin-suit-robin-costume.jpg[/img]

[color=0054a6]"Holy walloping websnappers, Batman! Those nipples... that codpiece... it's... it's so... [b][i]perfect[/i][/b]."[/color][/hider]