[quote=@Master Bruce]
In all seriousness, my Batman opener will be coming... sometime? Eventually.

I made the mistake of guaranteeing it last night before some friends guilt-tripped me into watching Halloween movies until the early morning hours, so I made no progress. It'll be up when it's up. 

Make no mistake, though. The Dark Knight [i]will[/i] return... as soon as I stop caving to peer pressure.
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Do it now, and you'll even still make the front page! Of course, that is if someone with a pre-written, pre-formatted post doesn't beat you to it out of spite...