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[color=cadetblue]"Man this place smells likes shit!"[/color] Madison exclaimed as she walked into a pub catching a few looks from the patrons. She casually ignored the glares and hopped onto a bar stool, she was delighted to find that it was one of the floor fitted stools that had the spinning tops. She took a few moments to spin around a couple of times giggling all the while, after a couple of second the bartender let out a sigh. "Is there something I can do for you lady?" The rather gruff looking man said with a slightly irritated tone.

[color=cadetblue]"Yes there is! I need one drink please! The cheaper the better!"[/color] The bartender cave a reluctant nod and went about getting a beer. While he did this Madison fished around in her pockets, making sure her kitchen knife didn't slide out of its little holster. She then emptied the contents of her pocket onto the bar and started digging, mumbling to herself as she did. [color=cadetblue]"Oh how did that get there, cheeky little guy."[/color] She said as she slipped what seemed to be a spider that'd had it's legs removed. [color=cadetblue]"Ok so that's one dollar, two, three..."[/color] Madison's voice trailed off as she continued pulling notes and a coin or two out of this mess of lint that used to be in her pocket. After piling up some money she gathered up the remaining fluff and strings, shoving them pack into her pocket with the legless spider.

She gathered up her money up while smiling at the bartender. He slid her the drink, "that'll be five dollars." Maddy went to hand the bartender the money when a gentleman sat down on the stool next to her. [color=darksalmon]"Put that one on my tab would ya chief."[/color] The bartender simply nodded and went off to serve someone else. Maddy tilted her head at the gentleman as she slowly slid her cash back into her pocket. The man wasn't that bad looking if she were being honest, though he still wasn't the kind of meat that got her excited, though he did look like a screamer so there was that. Madison decided she might humor this guy for a little bit, free drinks were always nice.[color=darksalmon]"What brings a pretty thing like yourself here?"[/color]

Maddy took a moment to drink. Her face contorted at the taste, she then leaned forward a little and whispered. [color=cadetblue]"Not this piss water that's for sure."[/color] Maddy then took another swig, her face screwing up again. [color=darksalmon]"Oh so what then? You come here looking for a good time?"[/color] Maddy's eyes lit up and she nodded furiously. [color=darksalmon]"Well then. I might be able to help ya."[/color] Maddy gasped in excitement. [color=cadetblue]"Awesome!"[/color] Maddy shot up from her chair leaving the half empty beer on the bar.

The gentleman grinned and got off his stool. [color=darksalmon]"You're a keen one! C'mon lets take this somewhere a little private."[/color] The gentleman gestured towards the door waiting for Madison to start walking first before following her out of the bar. [color=darksalmon]"Just around here, can't been seen having fun in public. That'd get us in trouble."[/color] Maddy nodded. [color=cadetblue]"Too true. The name's M-"[/color] Before she could finish the man raised his hand. [color=darksalmon]"Don't you worry about names. We're not getting married or anything. Just having a little fun."[/color] Maddy covered her mouth and nodded. [color=cadetblue]"Ok no names."[/color]

Maddy followed the gentleman around into a alleyway, and as far as alleys went this one didn't smell that bad. In fact the stench was a little endearing. [color=darksalmon]"So, where do we start?"[/color] the gentleman asked, getting in real close and gently sliding a hand behind Madison's head. [color=cadetblue]"The stomach."[/color] The gentleman tilted his head slightly puzzled by Maddy's response. [color=darksalmon]"The stoma-c-c-"[/color] Looking down the gentleman found a large kitchen knife had been crammed part way into his stomach. Before he could even react Madison had pushed him back, making him stagger and fall into his back. Blood already staining his shirt. [color=darksalmon]"What the f---"[/color] Madison delivered a quick kick to the mans head silencing him, while still keeping him conscious. [color=cadetblue]"What? Isn't this what you meant by [i]FUN[/i]?"[/color] Maddy plunged the knife into the mans calf as she said the word 'fun', drawing a damp yelp from the man blood already making it hard for him for him to vocalize.

[color=cadetblue]"Aww I thought you were gunna be a screamer... How disappointing..."[/color] With another forceful kick to the head the man was out cold. With a sigh Madison took her bag off and shifted into her breaker form, her body turning to a black mist. She made sure to limit the range of her miasma to half a foot around her body. She then turned an arm into a whip like tendril that she coiled around the mans throat, with a quick jerk she snapped the mans neck and lifted him off the ground. She then dumped the corpse into a nearby dumpster and picked up her bag, shifting out of her breaker form as she slid the bag onto her back. [color=cadetblue]"Man that was boring. I gotta find a better way to have fun... Mooks just cut it anymore..."[/color] Madison groaned and headed off further down the alleyway. Humming as she went.