[quote=@Techspert]
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*The hands scoop you up and crush you between them*
...
*Coughs and then speaks weakly*
This is... like... really lame...
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*Struggles for a brief moment under the crushing force, then melts into the space-esque energy and flows upward out of your grasp, before reforming on a circular floating platform of energy*
You need to just die already! HURRY UP!
*Forms a new hammer in my hands, this time far too unrealistically large, and rears back with it*
Getting bigger won’t help you. I’m going to smash you!
*Swings it down over my head toward you*