[quote=@Techspert]
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*Green explosions rocket behind my feet, propelling me toward you*
GEEETTT
*Lands with a punch to your gut at full velocity*
WRECKED!
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*Crosses my arms in front of me in an attempt to block it, but the force still sends me sliding backwards on my feet, before I start tumbling and rolling, eventually coming to a stop again face down on the ground*