[quote=Palamon]
The first time I had sex, I didn't know what to do afterwards, so I just gave her a high five and made us some macaroni and cheese. It was one of the most awkward and hilarious and meaningful meals I've ever had. That's a confession.
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That's fantastic.

Forgive my absence. Stressed induced coma. I slept 11 hours last night and still need a fucking nap.