[quote=@Hound55]
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Congratulations.  You have now graduated from the game and are ready for a real life coaching gig.  Your resume has been forwarded courtesy of EA Sports.
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"These kids are getting paid damn well! They get a college education for free! You can't beat that."

"So you would coach for free in exchange for a scholarship?"

"Fuck no! I gots to get paid."