[@Jojo]
Local "Jam Man" Terrorizes Regional Farmers.
"Spoon Sire" and "Toaster" claim to be on the case.

But really, that's super cute. I'm sure Kaite wouldn't have a problem with giving Cider a big ol sh- no... [i]smoosh[/i] for saving them from what Kaite perceived as being a bottomless pit.
Given the chance, Kaite would totally teach them Isparian and what animals are fair game...like squirrels and roaches and wasps...