Well, [i]this[/i] gave me flashbacks to that one time I died a little inside and crushed an opponent's hand in a friendly handshake...
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSt86Jmluhg[/youtube]

Not sure if I pulled an Ender Wiggin and launched a debater over a bus-seat after the nth time they tried flailing their seatbuckle into my skull.