You know, I owe Netflix's [i]Daredevil[/i] a debt. It's not often that an instant genre classic caters to my specific crowd of "folks who want to cosplay but have zero costume-making talent."

Want to cosplay Spider-Man? Sure! You're just gonna want to get the fabric dye sublimated; then, of course, a tailor's gonna need to stitch it together for ya; don't forget to use rubber cement to add insoles to the feet; and you're gonna want some magnets for the lens pieces, which you already had 3D-printed, right? Oh, and I'm sure you followed Rule Zero: Have a body for form-fitting lycra!

Want to cosplay Netflix's Daredevil? Sure, uh... you own a black shirt? Some boots? Cool. Now, just wrap some black fabric around your face. Jesus, [i]that's[/i] the best you can do? It looks like it was put together by a blind m-- actually, you know what, it's perfect.