It's time to bring the age-old question to the foreground here on RPG. This question has been known to split nations, and sour friendships, but it has also united like-minded people under a banner of unity, to form lifelong bonds that only strengthen in time. It's caused wars, brought tears of joy, and nourished thousands' need for thought food.

I, myself, have brought the light of this question to one other community with marvellous results, but I ask myself: are my comrades here on RPG true? Are they just? Do they see the light? Or do they scorn the question like so many do, writing it off as pointless and stupid?

Well. There's only one way to find out.

What defines a sandwich?