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[b]Big Mama Jin - Number One Woman in Japan[/b]

"Hah, neither of us gonna die that easy."

And Ryou was absolutely, one hundred percent certain of that fact as she dropped. Falling from two storeys was fucking nothing compared to all the other shit she'd put herself through. Everything else was a real dog's breakfast though, goddamn. Now that she'd gotten some fresh air in her and wasn't hanging around inside some crappy classroom anymore, the extent of whatever the fuck was going on was like, way clearer. Like, the "if her silverware got cleaned so good she could be mirin' her reflection in them" type of clear, you know?. That was always pretty fucking ace, actually, but she was getting off track again.

She brushed dust and fragments of dust off her uniform. A few cuts'd opened up too and maybe she'd get some fucking wackass infection from them, but that was like, the least of her worries right now and she'd kinda fucked up by forgetting her bandages today too. She didn't know nobody who'd like, wanna start something who was a classmate, you know? Most magi were shut-in NEET fuckers who liked poppin the jizzle for Dark Amazon or whatever (and hey, that was their business even if she thought they were super creepazoids), not fucking crazies who thought swinging their bigass magic juju 'round in public was a good idea, you know?

Bloody hell, and were there two of them now?

Ryou wasn't like some forest scientist or whatever, but she was pretty sure that forests didn't pop up outta nowhere with Bambi in tow everyday. That was some Shennong shit that was going down, not that the guy'd told her anything. Was she losing her touch with the fortune telling? Did her fam accidentally degrade some mystery or whatever? Like why the hell hadn't she seen anything like this coming? She already thought the terracotta was pushing it, but this was some more bullshit?

Damn, she really shouldn't have turned up to school today.

But hey, she was supposed to look at the sunny-side of the egg or whatever it was. At least she'd be able to hunt down and wreck the shit of some idiot magi. But first she'd have to find where their asses were hiding, and that was going to be kinda hard unless ...

"Oi!" she called up to the window. "You wanna see a magic trick?"