I don´t usually do 1x1s because of the "be my hetero reverse-vore sonic the hedgehog foot slave" element of it but the "I´m a trashy gay" hooked me right in to this

I´m definitely down to clown with being a gay vampire. You mention you like to move into mature themes sometimes, but I don´t know if that´s what you´re looking for with this, since I´m not a smut person. If you´re cool with just doing romance without the [DATA EXPUNGED] then count me as interested