The females of my mother's side of the family apparently do, or have done,  witchcraft. I'm expected to play with a ouiji board at least. I am completely for that. 

However, I do not appreciate finding out the reason I could not meet my grandmother was because she tried to sacrifice me as an infant.

- Should've tried harder grandma. You failed. Now I'm probably doomed to Hell, and have to live through life expecting Satan to come and frisk me or some shit.