[quote=@Etcetera]
<Snipped quote by souleaterfan320>

*Reaches under my desk and slides two folders in your direction*
I need you to change the ages of these two individuals to eighteen or above. I don't know where they're registered or if they're registered at all. And this is all off the record.
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Coheed:
*immediately gives you a concerned look*
 ... isnt this illegal?