[hider=Joseph Moore] [h3][center][b]AA New Member Form[/b][/center][/h3] [center][i][b]Please fill out this form and bring to your first meeting.[/b][/i][/center] [b][u]Personal Information[/u][/b] [b]Name (please include any nicknames):[/b] Joseph Moore. I dunno if the cat had a name at some point, but since I'm such an awesome guy, I'm letting it share mine with me. [b]Age:[/b] I'm twenty-four. I think the cat's around two or three. [b]Gender:[/b] Male. [b]Occupation:[/b] I mean, I [u]wanted[/u] to be a chef, but right now I'm a stray cat, so... homeless. [b]Neighborhood or Borough in Which You Reside[/b]: Well, all of them now. Used to be New Jersey, but now I kinda just... wander around, I guess. [b][u]Questionnaire[/u][/b] [i]Note: These questions are for research purposes only. Please respond honestly, completely and without omissions.[/i] [b]Describe the nature of your Atypical abilities.[/b] Well, it's kinda weird to go into it, so I'll try to dumb it down. Basically, I can manipulate my soul to make an aura around me. I can hit people with it, block other people with it, and even sometimes shoot it at people if I'm in the right state of mind. I can also throw the whole thing out of my body and into any other ones in the area as long as they aren't too far away, which is why look like this, in case you were thinking of asking. [b]Briefly describe the series of events that led to who, what and where you are today.[/b] Well, I was just your average guy, perfect in every way, the only thing passing my astounding good looks and talent in all fields being my boundless humility and all that crap. I was also pretty good at using my powers in daily life at this point, even being able to hold and manipulate objects with it if I concentrated. I didn't really have too many normal friends at that point, but I'd at least [u]met[/u] most of the Atypical community in New York, and had made friends with a few of them, no matter how reluctant they might've been about it. The point is that life was good, in case I wasn't making it clear. So anyway, I was busy practicing cooking in my apartment, because I had a practical exam for my culinary course in the morning, when someone knocked on my door. I opened the door, saw a guy in a [u]very[/u] nice suit, and let out an exceedingly manly shout of pain as he shot me in the gut. Don't know [u]why[/u] specifically, but considering the rumors I'd been hearing, I've got an idea... Thankfully, there was some dumb stray cat sitting on the balcony just behind the guy, and as he stared meddling with my stove to hide the evidence, I sent my soul into it's body. After that, I ran to an alley across the street and watched my apartment burn to the ground. Anyway, that was about two... maybe two and a half years ago, and I've been lying low ever since. HOWEVER, I've decided that I'm done hiding in the shadows and eating rats. It's time for me to remind all my friends that I'm still kicking, and yeah, probably try to warn them about the suits too. Really though, mostly for the food. [b]How would you describe your appearance to someone who is blind?[/b] Do you know what a cat looks like? Cool, you're half way there. Now, do you know what the colour black looks like. Here's a hint, it's the colour you see [u]all the time.[/u] I also have green eyes, but if you're born blind, you have no idea what that is, and if you weren't, well, then I [u]probably[/u] don't need to tell you about it. [b]How would you describe your personality? Likes and Dislikes?[/b] Well, I won't lie, I'm kind of a sarcastic dick. At least, that's what my principal said at my high school graduation. Still, it's accurate, so I'll steal it. Anyway, I'm not really the [u]worst[/u] person in the world. I like to be helpful, and sometimes even friendly if you manage to worm your way into my tiny, malicious cat heart. It's just that making fun of people is fun as shit! And considering how a lot of other Atypicals with offensive powers decide to have fun, I'd say that makes me pretty damn good! [b]What is your current state of mind?[/b] Well, still kinda pissed about the cat thing, but I'm pretty sure that's never going away. Right at this very moment, I'm having a pretty decent time messing with this one stoner though. You see, I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I'm kind of a cat right now. That means no opposable thumbs and fingers, which means no writing. Luckily though, I ran into this one guy who's so high off his ass I managed to convince him I'm his [u]spirit animal[/u], and now he's writing this for me. I [u]am[/u] noticing how bad his handwriting is though, so sorry about that... [b]If your current place of residence was destroyed under mysterious circumstances, which of your belongings would you attempt to recover from the rubble?[/b] Well, it kinda already happened, and I didn't end up getting the chance to grab anything, so I'm gonna go with nothing. [b]What is making you happy right now?[/b] Again, messing with this stoner's pretty fun. [b]How did you hear about AA, and what made you want to attend?[/b] Just heard about it on the street one day. Figured it would be a good place to get back in contact with my old friends, maybe find someone who can make artificial human bodies. [b]What is your greatest fear?[/b] Interesting question. One I'm gonna answer with a solid [u]pass[/u]. [b]If you could give up your atypical abilities, would you?[/b] Well, if I gave them up, I may very well cease to exist and die like every other idiot when they get shot, so I'm gonna go ahead and say no. Even if I don't fade away without them, I'd still be kinda helpless and frail like a normal house cat, so yeah, no. [b]Please suggest any refreshments you'd like to see at the next AA meeting.[/b] Well, probably an odd request for an AA meeting, but whiskey. I haven't had access to alcohol for the last two frickity frackin' years, and near death experiences kinda gives you a bit of a craving for the stuff. Barring that, full cream milk. Maybe both, actually. Yeah, let's go with both. Give me [u]options[/u]. [/hider]