[quote=@Stern Algorithm]
<Snipped quote by Lord Zee>

Join the assembly, and we can decrease the frequency/likelihood of such god-on-mortal lewdness
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Would you like Hyperion's divine di- I mean, phallus?

How about Drakairos' three-headed schlong?

And Nerplaguis' is~ oh wait, it rotted off a long time ago.