"Now this is what I am talking about." Herm starts benchpressing the monster. 

"1..2..3..4..." After a while, he loses count.

"Oh right, we are supposed to save our classmates."

Herm rolls away and lets the statue smack on the floor.

"Rux, any luck with Elnesto? I don't see many other students. Most must have left. What do we do now?"