I have a sadistic streak that I mostly aim at my dog. Nothing more than teasing, I swear, but it's just so funny to see him react to me asking, "Do you wanna put on a sweater?" He [I]knows[/I] what they are, and he [I]hates[/I] them. But he's three pounds and lives in The Land of 10,000 Lakes, so he's going to wear one sometimes.