[h2]Adam Wilkerson[/h2]
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[h3][b]The Guy With The Boomstick[/b][/h3]
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Simulated Cavern System, time unknown, lack-age of Danishes
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It had only been a minute since the woman, what was her name...crap I forgot it already... told us; "Please close your eyes, and imagine yourself deep underground, in a cave that is eerily silent, except for the occasional sound of water dripping from stalactites hundreds of feet above you." and I found myself leaning back in my chair. I heard one of the others in the room say somethin about ASMR, another about relaxation, and then one, I think it was my inner thoughts say something about food. So, like any normal time I'd stand up to grab a bite to eat, I pulled away from my chair, and...

"OH WHAT THE- OW! Ow owowowowwoowowwoowwowowow…" I kicked a large hunk of rock as I went to take a step, sending rockets of pain through my nerves and up into the core center of my brain. Ow. 

I certainly wasn't in Kansas anymore, not that I was in Kansas in the first place, heard that place is actually pretty bad, this was a bloody cavern.

"Wait..." I stopped clutching my aching shoe clad foot and hopping on one foot for a moment to observe the surroundings I found myself trapped within. She wasn't just kidding, she'd actually sent us to the cave described. Her voice briefly flickered overhead, like over an over-com, and then we were alone. Crap.