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Go away.
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Yo sorry for that homesicle. Straight up forgot the format for this thread. Here we go:

So I like to walk around in soiled diapers I get from the dumpsters behind daycares. Court says I ain't allowed within 500 feet of a school or daycare anymore, but I know a homeless dude and he'll fish 4 or 5 good ones out of the trash for a handle of cheap vodka so everybody wins #teamwork

Once I got the goods I like to put em on, walk around town, and end the day with a nice jack attack. I know what your thinking: "B-but googer, those are used diapers! They could have horrible diseases!" Tranquilo, homesicle. It's all good in the hood if you microwave them first. Nuke those bad boys for a good 3 minutes are you're crinkling. Just rememeber to let 'em cool down first!