[quote=@Nimda]
<Snipped quote by Realmatic>

For everyone here, I assume. I'm here to do my job—are you actually surprised that when I was sent here to deal with a server emergency, you were told there was a server emergency? Really?
*Telepathically*
It's close to that point.
[/quote]

-Yellow- An emergency that, apparently, started as soon as you plugged in that device.