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“Welp. Ugly thing with wings, check. A child with a badass magical arm, check. And finally a giant behemoth of thing that snapped the ugly guy in half, but not killing him, and writing in the dirt check. I will chalk this day up as ‘slightly above average’ until something spontaneous comes out of the sky.”

[b]”Look! Something spontaneous coming straight toward us!”[/b] Orphan exclaimed, pointing to a streak of white light head towards the group.

“Ah, now it’s above average!”
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