[quote=@Unhinged]
<Snipped quote by Host>

Seems like they teleported. Do I have to give chase, or just file a report?
*Looks back at the hole*
Nah, too boring.
*Holds my hands out, as though grabbing an invisible elevator door, and tears it open, opening up an old portal rift before dusting my hands off and walking in*
[/quote]

*It opens into a grassland with nothing but plains for miles*