[quote=@Unhinged]
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Alright, Papa. Busting out the equipment.
*Pulls out three small metallic balls and activates each, and they start floating. Then, I open each of the three portals myself and send the balls through, one each*
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*One opens into a volcano, another into the ocean, and another into a snowy wasteland*