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The second the pair had entered the house it was clear for all to see that Ron was less than impressed with their choice of costume. For all the fun they had turning the other person into a copy of themselves, Ron had sucked all the fun out in one fell swoop. Rob simply smiled and patted him on the shoulder, simply saying [color=777777]"Hey man,"[/color] as he made his way towards the staircase. After a few steps he felt Ara stop behind him. He turned his head slightly and caught Ron chastise her on her costume.

[color=609563]"What the hell is this?"[/color]

Rob wanted to stop and call him out but Ara wasted no time in responding, defending herself as she normally did when Ron got pissy. Rob could have intervened to help out his closest friend but she seemed to be doing a good enough job on her own. At that moment Alice walked through the open door and momentarily distracted the arguing couple. Rob gave her a smile as she approached. [color=777777]"Hey there Alice, loving the costume."[/color] Given her name the costume choice was obvious, but she pulled it off well.

Continuing towards the stairs Robert stopped at the top as he heard Ara call Ron an [color=E053B3]"asshole."[/color] He tried his best to stifle a laugh because Ara was always funnier rather than intimidating when angry. Even so she was clearly upset by the greeting she'd received from Ron, so Rob being her Skullcandy decided to pipe up. [color=777777]"Jesus Christ you two, get downstairs and chill the fuck out. The show is about to begin and if you miss it then you will not be getting a lap dance off me later."[/color] Rob teasingly raised the back of the skirt to reveal the always sexy Sponge Bob boxer briefs he was sporting. Then with a cheeky wink he lowered the skirt and began to descend down the stairs.

Most of the group were in the basement already and he could immediately see the reactions to his costume. Rather than give them a chance to make fun he leapt straight in with his best impression of Ara. [color=777777]"Heya all! I'm Arabella Jennings and i'll literally like be your karaoke host tonight...cause like...I am that amazing."[/color] With the facade soon dropped he was approached by Augie who was as excited about his costume as Rob was.

[color=A43333]"Oh my god Rob... You fucking madman! Now..... it all makes sense! This is why you're singing Dancing Queen! Because you're a dancing queen! You know what you really are though, you're a bloody genius."[/color] Rob laughed and nodded in recognition. [color=777777]"Your costume is pretty sick. Didn't think you'd crack out the ol' gas mask."[/color]

Sharing a smile Augie became distracted by Alice as she made her way down the stairs. Rob gave him a soft tap to the shoulder and a wink before heading over to the table that had a fairly vast selection of alcohol on it. He wasn't a pretender who would try and drink all of the spirits to prove some sort of point, he would stick to what he liked and what he liked was beer and lager. He had a heavy tolerance for it but that wasn't to say he wouldn't get into some states. After a recent party he woke up in a bush with a family of raccoons, suffice to say his journey home was more of a crawl than a walk. He picked up a can from the table and popped it open. He had a preference to drink straight from cans or bottles rather than pouring them into cups. There was no real reason behind it, it was just how he preferred his drinks. 

With drink in hand he made his way to the tv in the corner and began to set up the karaoke station. He had already picked out songs for everyone else, sending them to the group chat. Some people were excited, others not so much but that was to be expected. The group had quite a few introverts but several alocholic drinks and peer pressure would ensure everyone would get on the microphone at some point. It wasn't long before the machine was set up but Rob had made an alteration to his choice of song. [color=777777][i]There is no way i'm singing the normal version...[/i][/color] 

Rob tinkered with the speakers turning the volume up to a level which would undoubtedly lead to noise complaints but it was Ron's house so it didn't matter. With everything now ready, the single greatest performance of Dancing Queen was approaching. Microphone in hand he spoke, [color=777777]"Well I would like to literally thank you all for like coming tonight. Ron has like literally made a massive effort. So anyway I will like literally start us off with my like literally amazing rendition of Dancing Queen."[/color]

With a press of a button the music began and Rob burst into [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3E73Tcj5Jk]song[/url]. Throughout the performance he made his way around the room dancing in the sexiest way he could. There was alot skirt lifting, lap dancing and twerking in between each gutteral roar. However, unfortunately for the devastated public the song had to come to an end. 

[color=777777]"So like, who's next?!"[/color]