Is it bad that I am hoping for a failure? So Kobold can just use suggestion, and say "Dearest Cyclopse, my boy! I know we've angered you! But if you'd spare a moment of your time to do as I ask? Just take a walk down that way, if you'd kindly. And just keep on walking!"

Of course... that'd be hoping for it not being undead, being able to understand common, rolls low. Cuz my DC is shiiiit.