[quote=@thedman]
I almost feel bad for Michael. Given that the GTA world is pretty much identical to the normal world save a few key differences, he's going to be completely unprepared to deal with all the weird shit that he's going to encounter. 
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Michael walks up to the Courier. “So uh... What kind of weird magic super science death dealing monster are you?”

“I’m a mailman.”

“Oh thank heavens! Someone normal I can relate to! Any weird stories while on the job?”

“A few. Like when I usurped an army of robots to defeat two nations and declared Vegas an independent terrotory.”

“Uh...”

“Or maybe the time I delivered a package that transmitted nuke detonation codes to a town and turned it into a Hellhole on earth.”

O_O